Ryan´s RA Rap

CHORUS (2x) :

I am your RA,
At the beginning of the day,
I´ll be pounding on your door
Making sure you are awake.

Oh Snap!
It´s 7:55
Can´t be late for breakfast
Gotta see that you´re alive.
So I´m knocking, shouting
All around you I´ll be hounding,
Like a migraine pounding.
Thump, thump, thump!
If you´re not waking up.
I´ve got the trump
card: a phone call to your room.
So, zoom, zoom, zoom
L A T E spells doom.
Hustle up, let´s go
your RA has got the flow.
You better already know.

CHORUS (2x)

All day long
while you´re sitting in class,
we ain´t got nothing to do
so we sit back and relax
chillaxin´to the max.
Rachael´s taking a nap,
Jean is on the internet,
I´ve been writing this rap.
So watcha gonna do
while we´re out having fun?
If you´re taking notes,
I´m off taking in the sun.
Ain´t no work to be done.
So everybody just slide
to the Madrid-side.
Public transportation is my dope ride.
We´ll be back before activities
after a quick bus ride.

CHORUS (2x)

This is the gangsta life
lead by an RA
glitz and glamor for real.
Would you believe me say?
Fiesta all night,
cooling out all day,
siesta all right
wouldn´t have it any other way.
Naah, I´m just joking,
We spend most of the day working.
Preparing activities
sharing responsibilities.
So get back, get back,
get back into your room.
It´s past lights out,
I can see the moon.
Step into the hall
you´re bound to get caught.
Cameras watching you all,
I don´t know what you thought.

CHORUS (2x)

Resident asssistent.
It is my committment,
my rhymes are so fresh
my breath smells just like mint.
Black lanyard is the bling I wear,
looking so cool all the TAs stare
and blink; man, the food here stinks!
De Madrid al cielo,
this city´s hot as hell – Oh,
yes! It is our time to shine.
When I break a key card,
I never pay the fine.
I just tape the shards
back into place.
I´m 10 paces ahead of you in this race.

(´cause…) CHORUS (2x)